Ashes~Stars

Ashes~Stars I have no idea. What even is this?

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dancys:

@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way* 

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commanderholly:

daxdaydreams:

becausebirds:

A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.

Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.

Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.

During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.

The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.

Sir Nils Olav the penguin.

Sir Nils Olav. Living the dream.

Amazing. 

cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.

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cyndicyanide:

So a friend had this image of Joffrey as her Facebook ‘timeline’ cover and it turned into some sort of caption contest. This by far was the winner.

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

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sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

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highvelocitybitterness:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

Javert-level shit right there

flwrshaveissuestoo:

catbountry:

rifa:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

SCREECHES

Eyyyyyyy.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

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flwrshaveissuestoo:

catbountry:

rifa:

princessprincessa:

Be all like, “I have a fiction paper due and I wanna be on Ernest Hemingway’s level.”

SCREECHES

Eyyyyyyy.

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

(Source: bloodycadaver)

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batbrobeyond:

gynocologist:

"Hello," she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

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thattallguyjohn:

Accurate

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thattallguyjohn:

Accurate

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(Source: doglets)

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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